Alexander the Great!

As I read about Alexander the Great, and all that he accomplished, I thought, "Wow, he got a lot of shit done by twenty-four." Can y'all imagine conquering country after country, lands after lands, establishing one massive kingdom?! He said, "okay, listen dad (Philip), let's take this takeover of Greece, and expand it, like crazy-style." And for ten years he went on this expansion and conquering of  the west and south: Egypt, Anatolia, Afghanistan, and parts of India. I mean, he did this in his twenties. He may have felt like going out to the clubs, and drinkin'...but he said, "no way, I am making something of myself!" And now he is known as Alexander the Great!

I want to be called Meghan the Great! But, alas, I am twenty-seven and still finishing my bachelor's. Ah well, maybe I will publish a New York Time's Best Seller. Plus, I wouldn't be too good at divide and conquer and all that.